Interview of God

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.———‘’GOD” IS GOING TO REVEAL HIS IDENTITY ON 25-07-2007——–.

An Interview with the Creator of the profile ‘God’, 15 days before he reveals his true identity !!

Interviewed By – Emma ( ‘The little sister of ‘God’’ ) on 10-07-2007 at 2 p.m..
Edited By – ‘God’.

Q) __ R u really the creator of the profile ‘God’ ?
Ans. __ Yes, I am.(Name revealed on 25-07-2007).

Q) __ Don’t u believe in God ?
Ans. __ Of course I do…………but I firmly believe that “Hands that help are far better than prayers.”.

Q) __ Now lets come to the ‘Big Question’………..WHAT WAS THE REASON BEHIND OPENING A PROFILE NAMED ‘GOD’ ?
Ans. __ After my12th, I got a lot of free time…………………Frankly speakin’………I wuz completely bored by the time all my exams got over n’ with 2 months of holidays ( with absolutely nothin’ to do)………….. I thought about creatin’ a profile named ‘God’ !! Believe me when I say – Boredom can be a good motivator !!

Q) __ Is ‘Jesus – Son of God’ also created by you ?
Ans. __ Yes.

Q) __ Well I’m gonna ask this one too – Whose idea was it to reveal ur identity ?
Ans. __ It was yours my sister……………. ( hey, u r blushing)…….. !!

Q) __ Why did u decide to reveal ur identity ?
A) __ Well, I think I wouldn’t get much time to carry on with the profile ‘God’ as soon as my studies starts so I thought it wuz time to end it.

Q) __ Do you remember the actual date in which u opened ‘God’ ?
Ans. __ I cant b sure …….. may be around 25th of May 2007.

Q) __ Do you know everyone in your account ?
Ans. __ At first, I wuz plannin’ to limit my friend list to just my friends …………… but then I decided to also include the ‘many interesting people’ here in Orkut.

Q) __ What wuz the best part about creatin’ the profile ‘God’ ?
Ans. __ The most excitin’ part wuz in the beginning when almost all my friends (even those who weren’t there in my friend list) ………… began snooping about the real identity of ‘God’. It wuz really fun lookin’ at them – accusing each other; (coz nobody had the slightest idea abt it )!!
And secondly threre wuz this added freedom u hav’ when u r ‘Under Cover’ / ‘Anonymous’. Actually, I explored a completely new part of me through the profile ‘God’.

Q) __ Did u tell anybody about openin’ the profile ?
Ans. __ I had told it to only 2 of my friends -
First to Bhargava ( Link – http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=12107959772245451289 )
And then to Kartik ( Link – http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=10969234222424043336 )

Q) __ Was anybody able to identify you ?
Ans. __ Well many did guess it right ………… but ‘Sindhu’ ( Link – http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=14877333625411966041 ) wuz the first to do so …….
n’ Vishal ( Link – http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=12340090352992435739 ) bein’ the second !!
However, nobody wuz able to prove it !!

Q) __ R u plannin’ to delete this profile after revealin’ ur identity ?
Ans. __ Well, I’ll let my friends decide ………….. ( majority wins ) !!

Q) __ Do you have any regrets about opennin’ the profile ?
Ans. __ Not really. Well, I felt a little guilty, at first, but since my intentions were nothin’ but pure – I got over it.

Q) __ Who did you like the most in ur friend list of ‘God’ ?
Ans. __ I’m not gonna reveal her identity until I ask her. But here’s a hint – She completed her graduation this year (2007)…… has got an serious attitude …….. n’ not to mention is a bit philosophical !!

Q) __ Would you like to say anything to your friends ?
Ans. __ First of all, I would to like to take this opportunity to thank all my friends for the ‘Wonderful Moments’ we have shared . ……..…………… Each one of u guyz r my special friends ……..everyone – wonderful in their own way ……….. You were always there by my side to gift me so much happiness that I’d never known before ………………YOU ALL MEAN A WORLD TO ME ……….…………..!!

Thanks to one n’ all !!

© Guru Sanket Biswal.